Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Backstory

Through past-life regression therapy (without hypnosis) performed by a well-respected female psychic from Canada, and a rare channelled document that fell into my hands, I discovered 'proof' of at least one of the following three of my reincarnations:

as a failed 19th Century English painter born into wealth.

as a wounded soldier during one of the early Russian revolutions

and as a teenage Polynesian warrior who migrated by canoe to the west coast of Mexico in the 16th century.