Six-Word Caption Contest #13 (and Winner #12)
Monday, December 10th, 2012
SMITH and Shutterfly’s Six-Word Caption Contest continues as we seek your six words that describe the photo you see above. One concise clown will win a gift certificate for $50 for Shutterfly. Leave your six-word caption in the comments area below by 5pm EST this Friday, Dec. 14. Each entry should be separate comment and you can submit up to 10 entries; read the official rules for more details.
Doggonit was it tough to pick a winner among the hundreds of smart and witty puppies this past week who shared six words to describe the playful Christmas scene seen in this blog post. And the winning six is… “Ralph never knew he was adopted,” by H2point0. Thanks to all who got into the spirit of the contest—tis the season to be six-y.
Early warning signs of sociopathic tendencies.
Mom promised she wouldn’t show anyone!
Line forms awaiting Stephen King’s “It.”
Clowns now officially creep me out.
Do you think something smells funny?
Eighteen, and I’m SO outta here!
Apples fall close to the tree.
But it makes me look FAT!
I am never going outside again!
At least we’re not mimes again.
Don’t make me laugh. Not funny.
Proof why kids hate their parents.
“Hank paid on his bet. Grudgingly.”
Am I a clown or pinata?
Armageddon precursor: Send in the clowns
My therapist says it started here.
Jesteyears it was cool to clown
Wanted the silly only clowns get
3###^{}|~>24$&@556;;;;:XXXX!!!.?!$78 our age in clown years
Hey big guy don’t start crying.
wait, it’s not a costume party?
Don’t wanna go to (clown) school!
Shhh! We’re Santa’s elves in disguise.
Before the bedazzler there were pompoms.
Clown school graduation day photo op.
Pretty sure the seamstress was drunk.
Models for Baskin Robbins’ clown cones?
Poor Yorick found his calling early.
Pre-school Rigoletto auditions always cause heartbreak.
They said everything would get better.
Lifetime of being single started here.
Our names are Happy and Sad.
We shall never mention this again!
OK where is the exit please?
Not cut out to be clowns.
Mom said this would look “sophisticated”.
The next thought? Rob a bank.
It was different in the seventies.
I HATE this stupid clown suit!!
Can you hear me screaming inside?
Camera shy and we know why.
The shit we do for candy.
Messed up thing is they’re coulrophobic.
Then the bitch says, “Entertain me.”
I can smell our future alcoholism.
Guarantee of majorly warped teenage brothers.
These clowns choose your retirement home.
Potty-trained, but crapping for revenge.
“What are you boys?” “Cereal killers.”
The Ringling kids were nice, but …
Isn’t this crap for, like, chihuahuas?!
Later…We know where she sleeps.
Who’s babysitting? Amanda Smeedy, Baby Tamer.
Tsk, couldn’t afford professional birthday clowns.
Don’t cry big brother…it’ll pass!
Child labor laws left us behind.
Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
Don’t show this to our wives.
She wonders why we clown around
If I believe strong enough…poof!
I’m a ballerina! Not a CLOWN!
Never invited to another party again!
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? DON’T SMILE!
YOU HAD TO SAY YES, BOZO!
Who has more balls now, crybaby?
I’m Sally, you’re John Wayne who?
What the heck is a “mummer”?
Always! Always! I get moo-moo red!
Gotta go potty. Never mind.
Psst, check out what THEY’RE wearing!
Next time call TAILS, genius!
Wasn’t Granny in the chair?
Quiet! We were born this way.
Been playing with mom’s makeup again?
The Avon lady scored big this week.
Since when did they have clowns in the Christmas pagent?
No, seriously, my sister told me the invitation said wear clown costumes.
Playing office. Dad says he works with a bunch of clowns.
Yes, aren’t we just so special?
Can we end this now? Seriously.
It was a low budget Halloween.
Alright, who farted?!
Get the chair in the picture!
In our NEXT act…
Spongebob better be DVRing.
Life’s just one big circus show.
There’s no Buisness like show Buisness!
Lets pray we can get adopted!
Taken just minutes before child vanished.
‘Clowning around’ certainly at its finest.
Ronald McDonald’s bloodline continues to prevail.
A mother’s revenge for inadequate grades.
“Will ride mini unicycles for food”
Reasons why the Smith’s WANTED homeschooling…
Will juggle for a happy meal.
Then we realized, “Why so serious?”
If the Joker ever had children…
“Getting a REAL clown’s expensive, girls!”
Skittles can NOT compete with us.
Because dressing normal is too mainstream
Shouldn’t have bet on the cubs
PLEASE Mom, I’ve really got to potty!
I ASKED for a princess costume!
WHY did you let HIM pick???
Does this make me look fat?
Punishment for laughing at mom’s cooking.
“…funny like I’m a clown?” -Goodfellas
You mean, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow?!
Do I look like I’m amused?
No mom, clowns were NEVER cool.
I told you WE should pick.
hold..Our Show, About to Begin!
we look COOL …dont we ;I !!
Both in therapy by year’s end.
Another day at the Bozo household!
“…I thought our school uniforms sucked!”
“This doesn’t look like the circus!”
“We’re going as Congressmen for Halloween!”
I wonder what the couch thinks.
Warning! Box of crayons may explode!
Why are we doing this? Again?
Handover the note, grab money, Run!
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
“The tears of a clown”, illustrated.
Clown is our last name. Just deal.
Wait until you see the dog.
No one will understand Christmas clowns.
Pom-poms. They are called pom-poms, OK?
Opps. Past deadline, sorry. My best captions too!
Overcoming fear of clowns. Starting small.
Little sister upstaging my clown debut.
On the count of three - RUN!
They said we wouldn’t be scary!