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Never did poke my eye out.

by PositiveOutlook in Six-Word Momoirs on Apr 30, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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catsmeow says,

And my eyes never stayed crossed, either.

maryjane31 says,

And my face never froze that way either.

catsmeow says,

And I swear I WASN'T cold and I DIDN'T need that sweater.

catsmeow says,

And I've never regretted not knowing how to play the piano.

maryjane31 says,

Oh those awful piano lessons. Never did practice like I was supposed to, and I did not live to regret it either!!

MrsPremise says,

And I didn't jump off a bridge because my friends jumped off a bridge.

MrsPremise says,

And I never grew corn in my ears.

MrsPremise says,

And I don't think I'm heating the outdoors.

MrsPremise says,

And I don't want you to give me something to cry about.

MrsPremise says,

And, NO, I don't want you to come in here.

catsmeow says,

And washing my mouth out with soap will not change anything.

DynamicDbytheC says,

But I did thank her "someday."

DynamicDbytheC says,

Oh, and she did pull over the car a couple of times.

accidentaltourist says,

And I did grow up to have children just like me. ;)

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