Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Wench says,

Eff her.

Dragonflower says,

She's probably married and can't handle the guilt.

Sagacious says,

Psychobitch is married with adult children. The thought of doing anything physical with her makes me want to vomit and, to the best of my knowledge, there's no law against fun between consenting adults. Psychobitch is just going to have to live with watching us flirt in front of her face.

Dragonflower says,

I think I need a program to keep the players straight! Although I had an inkling, PB might be another person in this flirtation story. All i I can say is, just guard your heart. Guard your heart.

Sagacious says,

I have a suspicion Psychobitch is interested in me. I was chatting with MB (who I'm flirting with) when Psychobitch walked past. MB later said that Psychobitch gave us a dirty look. I can honestly say I'm not even remotely interested in Psychobitch. The plot thickens.

Dragonflower says,

Smith's very own soap opera! Soon the door bell will ring and a new party will appear. The soaps always got more intense during the holidays. Best wishes!

jl333 says,

Ding Dong

DynamicDbytheC says,

This is getting good.

Dragonflower says,

I know! Who needs online streaming movie site, when we've got this. Although.....I am starting to get a little suspicious. Are we getting the wool pulled over our eyes?? We've been told in another memoir this is all happening in retail. At Christmas. The busiest time of the year.. how is all this handholding, flirting, etc happening?? Oh well, I still like it. I'm hooked, just like with the soaps!

Sagacious says,

It's all true. She only started a few weeks ago. I'm guessing my company has been taking on more staff because it's busy at Christmas. It's been great having her around because she's naturally funny and I think she's loving the attention as much as I love giving it to her. As far as I'm concerned, if other staff (some that I've worked with for 17 or 18 years) don't like it, then they can go and get f--ked. I'm not going to let their problems spoil what's mostly been a bit of harmless fun between consenting adults.

Dragonflower says,

OK, that explains a few things. But we still need to find out who's at the door.

Sagacious says,

"Knock knock". "Who's there?". "It's me- the Treasurer. Will you open the door?"

jl333 says,

Answer the flippen door.

Sagacious says,

I think the Treasurer views me as her future toy boy; I'm 47 and she's in her early fifties. I'm kinda, sorta, not really sure about her. I'm gonna need more convincing to take this further, but I'll be seeing more of her in the new year so, we'll see. She's divorced and owns a house that I would kill for.

Dragonflower says,

You work in some amazing place! We've got MB, the Psychobitch, and the Treasurer. And the New Years Eve countdown clock is on the horizon...

Sagacious says,

I don't work with the Treasurer- she's an accountant that's on the Executive Committee of my unit block. I've only known her for 2 months, but it feels like much longer due to all the emails that we have exchanged since we both became involved in the administration of this block.

jl333 says,

And don't forget the mystery person still waiting at the door. Ding dong.

Dragonflower says,

Jl333, I think the Treasurer was the person at the door. At least that's who knocked AFTER the door bell rang. Maybe someone was ringing the bell too! Sagacious is a pretty busy fellow.....

There's a mention in another memoir that MB (the store flirtation interest), is puzzled by Sag's backing off to cool things down. Not sure how that is progressing....no new news there.

We're waiting, Sagacious. Love your memoirs.

Sagacious says,

MB hasn't worked the last two days. I'm paranoid she may be aware I'm on this site, though I haven't mentioned it to her. Maybe she's just spending some time with her husband.

Dragonflower says,

Well, sorry to hear this. We were all rooting for you. At least I was despite My joking around a little. All in good fun, of course. Best wishes for the new year, Sagacious.

Sagacious says,

Then, of course, she could be alone at home heartbroken because I haven't asked her out yet-just another lonely YL. :-(

Dragonflower says,

One of my best dates ever was on New Years Day. Why not ring her up today? I don't know what a yl is. year's loss?

Sagacious says,

I don't know her number and I probably wouldn't use it if I did. Basically, I'm shit-scared of these feelings and a coward.
FYI, "lonely YL" used to be citizens band radio slang for "lonely young lady", though I can't find any reference to it on Google.

Dragonflower says,

Well, you are not a coward if you can own up to being scared. I read something about engulfment that made sense to me and explained why I get so afraid of love or even just lust. All someone has to do is show an interest and i run faster than that Bolt guy. Strangely, then I feel sad like a lonely YL.

So good luck. Maybe 13 will be a less scary year, love wise, for you. Best wishes.