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It's because I smoke, isn't it?

by Blackbird1111 in Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak on Oct 07, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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Sagacious says,

Yes. If you have tattoos as well, that's two strikes.

MO_Thoughts2 says,

Yes. And strike three if you start conversations with "Last night when I was so drunk ...."

DynamicDbytheC says,

Ashtray breath not so sexy.

Blackbird1111 says,

hmmm....I guess I'm forever alone. Thanks guys.

DynamicDbytheC says,

Forever alone? You have a choice in the matter.

Blackbird1111 says,

I have a tattoo, though...I wounder if i can still get into a nunnery...

MO_Thoughts2 says,

Alone .. no .... just limited in your choices.

Blackbird1111 says,

I objectively agree. Thank you.

unknown116 says,

If you don't like your odds, you could always change your ways. Unless you are happy with your ways. If that's the case, then find someone who will love you just the way you are.

b.dale says,

I find tats, nicotine, and caffeine at great way to start a day...

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