Argue only using cartoon character voices.
Backstory
What if you agreed to only speak in anger while helium was in effect?One big drag of helium then...go.
Or argue theatrically, with full drama, opera or Shakespearian grandiosity.
Accent, cartoon or even singing arguments.
Admittedly this would work better if you both stand right out of reach...Just in case a violent/wild urge comes about when your partner is laughing at you hysterically.
Inspired from the movie – The 5 year Engagement.
They were Elmo and the Cookie Monster.










Comments
canadafreeze says,
I love this - it would solve so many issues.ba_miracle says,
Can you imagine political debates managed this way?ba_miracle says,
LOL it's a feature...I'm embarrassed.Amapola says,
^PITCH HIGH VOICE HERE^ i love thisssssba_miracle says,
Ama, you are one of the few I could imagine actually doing this. We'd get along famously. ;-) *hugs youAmapola says,
^in tiny, tiny, giggling letters, pitch in CRESCENDO^ - i agreeeee!! {{{huggies}}}jme says,
This made me laugh! I want to try it! hahaelissaberardi says,
it makes everything less harshba_miracle says,
I hope people really do try it;-)canadafreeze says,
This remains one of my favourite memoirs ...