The Six-Word Caption Contest

Can you create a compelling caption for this FOUND magazine Find of the Day photo (above) in only six-words?

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Can You Craft a Six-Word Caption?

Can you create a compelling six-word caption for this FOUND magazine Find of the Day photo? You could win your very own copy of SMITH Magazine's new book Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure and the whole back catalog of FOUND Magazine — FOUND #1 - #5, plus FOUND's celebration of the Polaroid Era, FOUND Polaroids. Go ahead, take a shot!

From February 20 until March 7th, SMITH and FOUND Magazine challenge you to create compelling captions in only six words. Winners will be selected by the editors of SMITH and FOUND.

About The Book: Not Quite What I Was Planning

Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure collects almost 1,000 six-word memoirs, including additions from many celebrities including Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, Richard Ford, Dave Eggers, Mario Batali, Aimee Mann, and more.

Surprisingly addictive, Not Quite is both a moving peek at the minutia of humanity and the most literary toilet reading you’ll ever find.

About FOUND Polaroids

There are photographs, and then there are FOUND Polaroids. This hard-bound beauty is stuffed with 100+ specimens and curiosities from the Polaroid age, when gratification was as instant as the digital camera but far easier to lose. It's filled with an incredible collection of photos — some of them very funny, others strangely moving and affecting.

The Fine Print & Contest Rules

By submitting an entry, you are granting SMITH and FOUND Magazine the right to reprint or republish that entry online or in print. See SMITH's terms for complete details.

This contest ends March 7, 2008. Prizes are not redeemable for cash and must be accepted as awarded. Winners are decided at the discretion of SMITH judges and all decisions are final. SMITH reserves the right to change the contest rules. Enter as often as you want. SMITH reserves the right to reprint or republish all entries.