Haven't eaten Oreos in 22 years.
Backstory
Was in work lounge and there on the table sat a roll of Oreos. One woman proudly announced she hadn't had a single Oreo in 14 months. I chimed in about my 22 years sans Oreos. She mumbled B$#@! in a playful manner as she watches her weight and me not so much. I then informed her that I do not LIKE Oreos, have no will-power and she should watch me when salty chips, my weakness, are on the table. by DynamicDbytheC in Six Words on The Food Life on Feb 19, 2012 | 
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Comments
Bevvie says,
I love the cookies and hate the cream.Seraphina_Lullaby says,
Dipped them into my breakfast cereal milk this morning--yum!DynamicDbytheC says,
Now that sounds like the kind of breakfast I would have if I liked Oreos.XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX says,
You should force yourself.l8leigh says,
What are you waiting for???WillJay says,
YOU LIE IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!NoNickname1 says,
Haven't thought about Oreos in ages and now, Dang it! Can't not think about 'em.Dhani says,
(This is not a good advertisemnet for our company! -Mr. Sweets/ CEO Oreos R Us!)Jessschul says,
Your missing out on great tasting oreosDragonflower says,
Brushing your teeth after eating Oreos takes forever! When my daughter was little, I'd tell her they were not worth it. But we'd still have them once in a while and then spend an hour at the bathroom sink!H2point0 says,
I only eat the chemical cream.DynamicDbytheC says,
Good choice.