Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

canadafreeze says,

What fuckery is this?
When the answer requires this question.

kathi_wright says,

love the 'fuckery'. mine is 'SPF' - Oh, Shit Piss Fuck, not again.

illuminatrix says,

Nice. If it's really extreme fuckery, you can frame it like, "SPF factor 50!" adjusting accordingly.

Here's one, but I can't claim coinage credit: Fuck me dead. - "It costs how much?! Oh, fuck me dead!" If my understanding is correct, this one is pretty big in the commonwealth, especially the UK, Australia and NZ.

I was ranting to a friend in an email about something just this week and used this line, "That lying piece of scandalous shitfur!" I believe I also referred to the same person as a monkey-rapist.

What a kickass six, Believe. Can't wait to hear other people's. I might chime in again later.

accidentaltourist says,

All these made me think of George Carlin's bit on the F bomb, how it is more insulting to say to someone "unfuck you."

kathi_wright says,

shitfur...too funny. hadn't heard the unfuck either.

ShellDeFelice says,

I've been far too sheltered.

ShellDeFelice says,

Haven't looked freshly fucked in ages.

ShellDeFelice says,

See, when I try, it just comes off as odd. Everyone else sounds funny, at least to me. It must be the, "say it like you mean it" thing. Ahhhh, when will I ever learn!!!

marymc says,

I saw a T-shirt in Time Square that said, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck". Would never wear it, but I've often felt it.

Believe says,

Fucknuts. Meaning insane. I realized very early on that she was fucknuts.

Believe says,

Shitastic. Meaning the shitty version of fantastic. Dinner at my in-laws' was shitastic.

marymc says,

Word, Believe.

Believe says,

Assie. Acting in way characteristic of an ass. My day has been difficult enough without you being assie.

NumbrOneAunt says,

asininious - combination of asinine and insidious. the way they do things around here is utterly asininious. (wow! just now when i typed in asininious for the second time the program finished it for me! feel like it's a real word :). )

Believe says,

Your word has been officially coined, NOA.

Wench says,

This is my new favorite SmithMag thread. I'm feeling chipper already. Assie. Priceless.

jl333 says,

I love shitastic. Already used the word this morning! Love NOA's word too

NumbrOneAunt says,

kathi: SPF - i'll never be able to look at a bottle of sunscreen in quite the same way again...i can see this one entering my personal lexicon!

Believe says,

Assmode. What happens when someone switches from a kind individual to that of assiness (state of assie). We were just talking about the upcoming election and he switched gears to assmode.

NumbrOneAunt says,

fliar: fucking + liar. that guy is nothing but a fliar!

ShellDeFelice says,

NOA, love that! Now I can say it without actually saying it. I think I can pull this one off with style!

kathi_wright says,

ha! i love all of these! it's like cursing in code! i had to hone my 'code cursing' skills as a single parent...SPF, idgit, jerk-off-ieff...it worked at the time anyway.

Believe says,

Quick hardening caulk. A man that is easily...um... Excitable. When Robert gets drunk he turns into quick hardening caulk.

lillybrook says,

HA! I've got nothing on this fabulous vocabulary list, but reading these is hilarious!

Believe says,

Fucktastic. The ironic version of fantastic. Oh, you lost my keys? That's fucktastic.

ErikaStellar says,

Unwittingly came up with gibbershit when the Word of the Day was gibberish, shout out to Hieronimo for pointing out my coinage :)

Fuckshitbitch is another one. Typically said when smacking my elbow on something, which I do unusually often.

I'm enjoying all of the other newly coined curses as well. I like NOA's Fliar.

MsKillie says,

Lazyshitwad. The most unattractive quality in a guy is being a lazyshitwad.

lillybrook says,

Shittickets. I got shittickets on the crazy train today.

Dhani says,

I still stick with the Olde Irish street slang for the f-word: 'FECK', as in, 'Go FECK yourself.' Sounds much more polite...

Redx3 says,

Blitching- when your friend or sister has had too much wine and calls to complain about, um, everything. (Blitzed bitching) My sister blitched about her husband for an hour last night.