Just one? ;)
He falls asleep in the blink of an eye. It's ridiculous. He's missed the end of almost every movie we've watched, many a tv show and even a few conversations!
He also has no concept of being quiet. He's just loud. Slams cupboards and doors, clangs dishes, stomps his feet when he walks. Our little guy is pretty immune now but I can't count how many times Daddy made him jump and then cry when he was first born.
He's a complete slob. Unwraps something, the wrapper lands on the floor. Butters something, the knife, butter and crumbs stay on the counter. Makes eggs, the yolks end up on the walls, dirty pan on the stove. People wonder why I've become so domesticated and attentive to him.... it's home (and sanity) preservation!
What marymc said. Except I do a terrible job of cleaning up after him. I hate the idea of cleaning up after another grown, fully capable adult. My son's room is always the cleanest room in the house because he isn't big enough to mess it up yet and my husband has no reason to leave things in there. =P
His worst habit is leaving night stand so cluttered I can't see the dust. Makes me furious!
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treehugger says,
Just one? ;)He falls asleep in the blink of an eye. It's ridiculous. He's missed the end of almost every movie we've watched, many a tv show and even a few conversations!
He also has no concept of being quiet. He's just loud. Slams cupboards and doors, clangs dishes, stomps his feet when he walks. Our little guy is pretty immune now but I can't count how many times Daddy made him jump and then cry when he was first born.
Mourningdove says,
Screaming at sports games on the tv- he makes the dogs hide.accidentaltourist says,
He doesn't hear me.SingerSomewhere says,
My mom puts butter on anything, from crackers to brownies.marymc says,
He's a complete slob. Unwraps something, the wrapper lands on the floor. Butters something, the knife, butter and crumbs stay on the counter. Makes eggs, the yolks end up on the walls, dirty pan on the stove. People wonder why I've become so domesticated and attentive to him.... it's home (and sanity) preservation!Wench says,
What marymc said. Except I do a terrible job of cleaning up after him. I hate the idea of cleaning up after another grown, fully capable adult. My son's room is always the cleanest room in the house because he isn't big enough to mess it up yet and my husband has no reason to leave things in there. =PSteve__Anthony says,
She's a night owl and then complains about being so-o-o-o tired.JAD says,
His worst habit is leaving night stand so cluttered I can't see the dust. Makes me furious!