Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

NumbrOneAunt says,

i anchored the 1968 procrastination relay. the team is thinking maybe we'll finish in 2016 :)

SingerSomewhere says,

Saying the alphabet backwards! My fastest time is 2.4 seconds

Dean6805 says,

The Office Olympics

1. Hot-Coffee-In-Lap High Jump: Self-explanatory.
2. Quick Stupid Statement Double-Take: In which you perform the fastest double-take at the inane things spoken by co-workers. Requires very limber neck muscles and precision jaw-dropping mechanics. Ironic retorts earn extra points.
3. Copier Dash: Beating that snot Sally Jensen from Shipping & Receiving to the floor's only operational high-output Canon copier before she can use up the last of the precious toner on invitations to her stupid Pampered Chef party. Physical contact not necessary, but relished.

NumbrOneAunt says,

DEAN: name changed on #3 to protect the guilty?

Dean6805 says,

Absolutely. The name was made up on the spot. I apologize to any real Sally Jensens who may read that.

Believe says,

Hat knitting. Judged on quantity along with speed and quality.

TheUnknownComic says,

Damn, I was all excited that some woman was going to say "pole" vaulting. I would medal in email deletion and sending.

Believe says,

I have tried pole vaulting before, but I always land on the pole. At least I feel like a winner during "gameplay".

TheUnknownComic says,

I am sure you give a gold medal performance - Believe

treehugger says,

Picking things up with my toes. Particularly while holding a baby.

marymc says,

If interior design, art assessment or cooking with filo were categories, I'd be going for the gold.