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Naked at mailbox or Times Square?

by L2L3 in Six Words Questions on Jul 28, 2012 | | T-shirt

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marymc says,

Times Square. "That is simply not done on Scott Avenue."

L2L3 says,

LOL!!! I'd take the mailbox. Neighbors can't see it and not that much road traffic here on the mountain.

ba_miracle says,

There is a policeman who lives across the street. Can I have a shot of Jack first or a few glasses of port?

L2L3 says,

Valium, then you won't care so much.

ba_miracle says,

I don't know that Valium is going cut that particular inhibition enough for me to go off streaking. I'll have to go with mailbox and hope the policeman offers me a neighborly pass.

marymc says,

I can be naked in front of strangers, no problem. Done the nude beach thing many times. Get in a hot tub with friends I've known for years? No way.

L2L3 says,

Policeman might MAKE a neighborly pass;-D

ba_miracle says,

Oh no L2L3, he is married with children. I'd kick his ass and that's a whole other charge. I've managed to refrain from committing anything criminal for at least 10 yrs, I'll step back from this one, this time and keep my clothes on in public...for now. Only because no one is close enough to bail me out :-o

I danced on stage almost naked for years but wore a cover up on the beach...go figure.

L2L3 says,

Brighter lights at the beach.

ba_miracle says,

Yes L2L3, I'll go with that logic ;-)

Wench says,

Mailbox. Half the time, no one is around to see me walk to it fully clothed, anyway. Might as well be naked.

Believe says,

I've actually been naked in Times Square.

L2L3 says,

Which Times Square?

L2L3 says,

And how old were you?

Believe says,

The New York one. And it was my twenty first birthday. And I was very sober.

L2L3 says,

Please don't post a memoir with a photo for this one.

Believe says,

It wasn't photographed.

L2L3 says,

At least that's what you were led to believe.

Believe says,

Well, hold on a sec. I spoke too quickly. It was Times Square. I'm pretty damn sure it was photographed. But not by anyone I know. And I'm quite certain that, being that I was the instigator, no one had a camera on them.

L2L3 says,

Anonymous nudity never needed an explanation.

Wench says,

I modeled for a guy near Times Square once. I brought an escort with me. The photographer was looking around at all these buildings and statues and stuff and finally said, "I just don't know how it's going to work with you being naked, you know, I don't want you to get in trouble so we'll have to be fast." My escort didn't miss a beat. "Oh, that's ok, she isn't taking any clothes off, you don't have to worry."

Believe says,

And in full disclosure, I was on a private balcony.

Dhani says,

(What's six-word Memoirist without his clothes? Answer: 'A TOTAL BLANK')

DynamicDbytheC says,

Times Square. More people to pay me to put my clothes back on!

accidentaltourist says,

Mailbox...but it's not all that risky. Country living has its perks...I'm naked outside most of the time.

canadafreeze says,

Naked in public ... the very thought makes me ... shudder ... Perhaps 20 years ago. I didn't realize what a kickass body I had until it got old;-)