Mundane tasks that kinda sound kinky:
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Believe says,
Polishing the silver.accidentaltourist says,
Doing the laundry....sometimes you just do a small load by hand.marymc says,
Eating a muffin.accidentaltourist says,
And of course there's trimming the shrubbery.jene2008 says,
Tossing the salad. Yes, Dean, I...went...there.Dean6805 says,
Fluffing the pillows?Bevvie says,
grooming the kitty.Wench says,
Packing the trunk. Aaaand I'm off to watch Secretary.canadafreeze says,
Plucking, plunging, pressing...treehugger says,
Packing the trunkWench says,
Beating the carpets? That's a thing, right?Believe says,
What about mowing the lawn?Dean6805 says,
Polishing the hardwood.Believe says,
Checking the mailWench says,
Spouse says, "Polishing the pewter." Greasing the hinges.Believe says,
Riding the mower.treehugger says,
Coming in the back doorWench says,
Hahahaha treehugger...MO_Thoughts2 says,
Yardwork because I would rather do it in the morning.Believe says,
Recieving a package.canadafreeze says,
Unwrapping a present.accidentaltourist says,
Driving home.Dean6805 says,
Tending the garden.treehugger says,
Getting a virus on your laptop.treehugger says,
Frosting the cupcakesDean6805 says,
Warming up some sausage (suddenly hearing the Tenacious D song, My Kielbasa).canadafreeze says,
Licking the beaters ...Bevvie says,
sucking the popsicle, the lollipop, etc.squeezing the melons
pickling the cucumber
licking the frosting
Wench says,
Popping the cork. Turning the key. Eating the pie. Making whipped cream.Amapola says,
grinding juicy stuffBelieve says,
Tracking my package.canadafreeze says,
Coloring outside the lines.Level1 says,
grinding meatBevvie says,
stuffing the turkeyAmapola says,
grilling the sausageDynamicDbytheC says,
Hosing down the porch.Bevvie says,
snaking the drainBelieve says,
Plunging the toilet.Dean6805 says,
Laying some pipe.canadafreeze says,
Pressing flowers.Rubbing the brass.
ba_miracle says,
Clearing the gutters.Lube job.
Blowing the horn or just "blowing".
Taking the balls out, making sure to handle them carefully (for Christmas...get your mind out of the gutter)
Going for a ride.
Going Downtown.
Getting down.
Clasping.
Getting wood.
MsKillie says,
While "doing the dishes" doesn't sound dirty, everytime I start them my boyfriend gets horny and attacks me. So, we have lots of dirty dishes at my house!Bevvie says,
cleaning the ductschanging the filters
canadafreeze says,
MsMin - Maybe you could both get your hands soapy at the same time;-)sisterpoet says,
Draining the noodlesBelieve says,
Was cooking noodles as I read that last one.Bevvie says,
milking the cowBelieve says,
Packing the suitcase.sisterpoet says,
Stuffing the birdSqueezing the lemons
canadafreeze says,
Hunkering down ...MariaMaria says,
touching my lips.....with lipstick :)TheAngstyPoet says,
Putting the hotdogs in the buns.blowing on the cake
sharing a muffin
Jujeebal says,
pruning the shrubsBelieve says,
Stocking the pantry.