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Create the worst sentence in six.



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A creative writing exercise. Will the writer's ego let you write a bad sentence ... on purpose. Ready, set, go?

by canadafreeze in Six Words Questions on Jun 01, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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MO_Thoughts2 says,

I ain't got no good ideas.

accidentaltourist says,

I don't has to 'cause no.

(it's not as hard as it seems if you speak toddler)

canadafreeze says,

Oh, yeah. Toddlerese. How quickly it returns ...

Bevvie says,

I have ate to many fries.

canadafreeze says,

I is loving this muchly also.

maryjane31 says,

Hows yous all doin, hangin loose?

Dean6805 says,

I wanting to write more better.

LeeLee485 says,

I done seen them bad sixes. (That was a little painful.)

canadafreeze says,

The more hurter the more betterer

MO_Thoughts2 says,

We done failed to speaks right.

canadafreeze says,

Seriously.. You have to be good to be bad ...

marymc says,

So, where you gonna be at?

bohemdeb says,

Done much funner things than this...

ctgoods2 says,

Not gonna get gooder than this.

canadafreeze says,

The bestest worstest funnest time everest.

mzejay says,

Like, what you call that thingee?

skyrocketjones says,

Ain'ts gonna be doin' dat dere.

skyrocketjones says,

a nuculer writering way down, huh.

Wench says,

"Know how I didn't develop good?" Actually, my husband said this. Then I looked at him. Then we both laughed until we cried and now we say it all the time.

canadafreeze says,

Wench, I love it.

NumbrOneAunt says,

think i could of wrote worser?

lillybrook says,

READING these is what's painful for me. I want to grab my red pen and correct them all!!!! YEESH.

lillybrook says,

Kreckting lines of bad language, yo.

Amapola says,

We talks crab. I listens noise.

Wench says,

Amapola, I haven't the foggiest what that meant but I laughed!

Wench says,

I voraciously read vampire romance novels.

canadafreeze says,

Aloud laughing is what's happening:-)

JAD says,

I had the bestest fun ever.

KharisJo says,

Life sentence. Kardashian cellmate. No parole.

Dean6805 says,

KJ wins!

accidentaltourist says,

Game over.

canadafreeze says,

Done. Done. And, Done ...

Dhani says,

I tell ya' I'm agin' it!

canadafreeze says,

Right you are:-)

ba_miracle says,

Ain’t educated, comes easily, bad syntax.

sisterpoet says,

Their to of bestest pears

canadafreeze says,

Nummers.

BanjoDan says,

ain't mama gonna pitch a fit?

singlethought says,

I am tree foot tall

hotflyingbacon says,

It is what it is.

DappleGreyMoon says,

Please send my parents to Hell.

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