please don't explode (said very very slowly, like speaking might set it off)
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maryjane31 says,
call the police!maryjane31 says,
take anxiety pill!MrsPremise says,
Call the Vet.JAD says,
you'll be fine.MsKillie says,
get the boomstick!Bevvie says,
sip more wine.Wench says,
Drink some coffee.Believe says,
Aim really well.accidentaltourist says,
...move toward exit....call an attorney.
...leave premises quietly.
...leave no evidence.
Dean6805 says,
just act natural.Wench says,
Nobody gets hurt.KharisJo says,
purchase those shoes.sisterpoet says,
Do some yogaoopsalittle says,
Pass the champagneoopsalittle says,
Pass the champagnecanadafreeze says,
...open your eyes.accidentaltourist says,
...it won't hurt.Dhani says,
...trust others/ forgive!tonyglim says,
,,,keep your temper.Jujeebal says,
don't look back.ctgoods2 says,
just keep swimming...LucidDreamer says,
...walk the dog.TawnyPort says,
don't tell Mom.BanjoDan says,
Run like hellBelieve says,
Do what's right.Undermom says,
stop the bleedingBelieve says,
Chill the wine.Mrs.Benson says,
take a napTheAngstyPoet says,
hide the oreos.lillybrook says,
party like 1999.Contemplative says,
...have cake too! (figuratively and literally)...visualize body surfing.
...light the flares.
Believe says,
Drink more coffee.Jujeebal says,
carry a big stick (no, that's not right...)canadafreeze says,
Find your shoes...Call the dog ...
Close your eyes ..
Open the wine .
lillybrook says,
Contemplative - your comment "visualize body surfing" reminded me of a bumper sticker I saw the other day: Imagine honking if you like conceptual art.Tenacious_Badger11 says,
Keep calm and bring your towel :)treehugger says,
Plot your revenge.DappleGreyMoon says,
please don't explode (said very very slowly, like speaking might set it off)