What was your most unusual breakup?
by Wench in Six Words Questions on Apr 19, 2012 | 
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Wench says,
My sister wrote a 5-page bullet point list of reasons he was wrong for me. I couldn't argue with it so I invited him over for lunch and read the list. He cried and said he wanted me to have his babies. I still kind of feel bad, he was such a sweet guy but my sister was definitely right.Wench says,
Actually it's a tie, now that I think about it. The other would be when my boyfriend refused to accept my break up as valid and demanded a logical proposal of reasons and a witness.LeeLee485 says,
Haha. I had a boyfriend once who carved my initials into his arm when I said it was over, which didn't really help his case.accidentaltourist says,
Probably the one that ended before it started. Flirting, teasing, temptation...I responded in kind. And then, "I met someone amazing"...and it wasn't me. Ouch.Dean6805 says,
I had a girlfriend in HS stalk me for a couple of weeks after we'd broken up. Weirded me out.Believe says,
Had this boyfriend that I just could not get rid of, despite telling him I was no longer interested in seeing him. After it was clear that he was just not getting the point, I invited him over for a candlelight dinner. Table was extravagantly decorated. The menu? Beef tongue, lemon dill pork hooves, herb stuffed pork snout (yes, that means I stuffed herbs up the pig nose) etc. And to drink? Clamato!He looked at the meal. Asked if it was some sort of joke. I said "yes, but I'm completely serious about breaking up."
MO_Thoughts2 says,
We broke up BECAUSE we fell in love.Wench says,
Believe, that is the best break up ever.Believe says,
Thank you, Wench. I believe creativity can be used for good and evil!sisterpoet says,
Being sent pictures of a "dancer"ZoePrice says,
I had an ex write my name on a sheet of paper, call a public schoolyard meeting and eat it to avenge me!