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What’s your favourite car bumper sticker?

by oopsalittle in Six Words Questions on Jul 08, 2011 | add favorite | T-shirt

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oopsalittle says,

Right now mine is ‘ADVENTURE BEFORE DEMENTIA’ I’ve been taking care of my mum last few years – now she is high care dementia in aged care. If I’m going down that road – I’m making sure I have fun first!

Bevvie says,

I sa this one on Wednesday for the first time. Not necessarily my favorite but it made me Laugh:

"Dog is my copilot."

catsmeow says,

Bevvie, I have that one on my car! And I love yours, oops. I really like "Wag More. Bark Less." And now I'm keeping my eyes peeled, because there are a few great ones in town that I can't remember now.

oopsalittle says,

me too - I'm on the lookout!

Bevvie says,

I'm paying more attention now too. Hope I don't rear-end someone! And I didn't figure you to be a dog person, cats. Would have thought that a cat would be your copilot!

catsmeow says,

I'm allergic to cats. Really. So, THAT'S not where my pseudonym comes from.

BanjoDan says,

saw "Japanese Cadillac" on a Honda Civic

notjustagirlintheworld says,

ex-boyfriend in trunk

Bevvie says,

Sea Turtles Dig the Dark.

Bevvie says,

I AM GOING FASTER, BITCH. (turtle)

oopsalittle says,

If you can read this - BACK OFF

JAD says,

Don't drink and drive.

KharisJo says,

On the back of a pest control operator's van "At least in my job, I get to kill the pests"

renegade says,

Dick Nixon

oopsalittle says,

nice ones
-they're great Kh and Rene
just back from shopping saw this
'my other car is also piece of crap'

catsmeow says,

What would Scoobie Doo?

notjustagirlintheworld says,

impeach the watergate bug

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Join the army, meet exotic people. Kill them.

marymc says,

Mean people suck.

Unpublished says,

Your mom: Rated E for everyone. Not very favorite, but very funny!

oopsalittle says,

some great ones! love the army one too!!

marymc says,

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.

LucidDreamer says,

I brake for the hell of it.

Laconic says,

"Honk if you're Horny" of course.

oopsalittle says,

they're fab!
saw a hilraious one this arvo
' horn broken - look up for my finger!'

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Great one oops and I like LD's too.

RedStickWriter says,

Bumper sticker: Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass

Vanity license (on Mercedes convertible): WUZ HIZ

oopsalittle says,

red - so funny - thanks for sharing

bj5151 says,

In India you will see "Horn, please" on most trucks' bumpers. Very noisy there.

skyrocketjones says,

Not many good ones on cars here anymore - used to be some really good ones on, it seemed, everyone's cars long time ago. Alot of these are funny, to the point. Good question, Oops.

solitude says,

Visualize using your turn signal.

notjustagirlintheworld says,

Nice solaris... you've captured my one for my road rage!

RainhaMom says,

"Be American. Buy American"... on the back of a Toyota.

Level1 says,

Wag more. Bark less.

Level1 says,

Wag more. Bark less.

oopsalittle says,

hey nice ones ....thx for sharing
(we should have an aussie one here like that RM).

solitude says,

Rainha Mom :) Wag More, Bark Less is magnetically attached to our fridge as a reminder. There are so many good bumper stickers. Two that never fail to make me chuckle: "Jesus is coming, look busy!" and "Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole."

My other visualization favorite: "Visualize whirled peas."

skyrocketjones says,

Saw this while going up into the mountains on a dude's truck:
"Women love me! Fish fear me!"

L2L3 says,

A mind is like an umbrella. It only works when open.

L2L3 says,

However, on my car: Say ya to da U.P, eh.

oopsalittle says,

saw a great one today and didn't write it down now i've forgotten...
something like ' get lost in a blah blah' was on the back of a four wheel drive...

oopsalittle says,

saw a great one today and didn't write it down now i've forgotten...
something like ' get lost in a blah blah' was on the back of a four wheel drive...

LisaE says,

What would Jesus do? Now you.

mzejay says,

Hang up and drive--love that one

MsKillie says,

"Go Veg!" and Darwin fish

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