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What's this saggy inner thigh nonsense?



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They always tell you about gravity taking its toll on the human body as we age. They describe saggy boob and butt syndrome. They have creams to thwart wrinkles.
But nobody
EVER.
tells you your inner thighs will sag to your knees.

by ErikaStellar in Six Words Questions on Mar 01, 2013 | add favorite | T-shirt

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Dragonflower says,

Yeah, what is up with that? And I was sitting in the beach the other day with my jeans rolled up to get sun on my legs. And there's this gravity thing going on down around my knees! It had to be the pressure from the rolled up jeans, right? I didn't lose all this weight to have sags in places I wasn't expecting.

ErikaStellar says,

So glad I'm not alone! However, I would agree the rolled up jeans had something to do with it.

kathi_wright says,

the knees the thighs, the underside of the arms-waving like flags in the wind. my grandson saw my arms and (innocently) yelled, 'grandma what happened to you?'

jl333 says,

Heck, I saw my arms jiggling in the mirror as I was washing my hands. This caused me to immediately compose a few memoirs about my arms...including one that said, "When the hell did that happen?"

ErikaStellar says,

Oh yes I forgot the arms! Thank you kathi and jl. It is amazing how many memoirs pop in my head when thinking about flabby appendages. I like yours jl. I needed a good smile this morning.

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