Redneck Superhero: What are his/her powers?
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With a SUPERTHANKS to BanjoDan for the inspiration! by Dean6805 in Six Words Questions on Feb 20, 2013 | 
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Dean6805 says,
I'll toss one out: Six-Pack Billy never runs out of PBR.MO_Thoughts2 says,
Duct-Tape Dan can fix anything.Four-Wheeling Walter was pull you out of any ditch.
Tail-Gate Timmy throws one hell of a party.
Hay-Loft Hanna - she's knows all the guys.
marymc says,
Waltermelon can spit seeds lightnin' fast through holes where his teeth ustabe.Dean6805 says,
NASCAR Nancy can flash 15,000 people in the time it takes #24 to hit the straightaway from turn 3.The Noodler can catch a catfish barehanded after slamming an entire fifth of Jack.
The River Queen can affix a rope swing to a tree limb with a flick of her sun-ravaged wrist.
The Land Barge can keep a '72 Winnebago running with just a pair of pliers, some bailing wire and a wad of chew.
The Deer Slayer can run down a buck from the comfort of his Dodge (and gut it in under 3 minutes with his collectible Bocephus knife).
BanjoDan says,
Prepare a road kill buffet in 30 seconds!kathi_wright says,
boiled peanuts and fried chicken may make the superhero suit a little tight, but y'all won't mind bubba with a few extra pounds on him because he makes those really nice yard lights out of old milk cartons and a piece of wood. they really look nice at night.Dean6805 says,
That's a great super power, KW. Can he make planters out of old tires, too?kathi_wright says,
well heck yeah - i am sure he can cannibalize one of the cars-on-blocks in his yard and try the tire planters. he is a super man, according to all who know him.kathi_wright says,
(and his superhero name is The Scrapper)