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Name six things that are just not "you."

by Believe in Six Words Questions on Jan 20, 2013 | | T-shirt

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Believe says,

unBelieveable:
John Madden
Beer
Black licorice
Jeans
Cigarettes
Soda

Dragonflower says,

Driving super fast
Scary movies
Swearing
Smoking (anything)
Ruffles (on clothes, not the yummy potato chip)
Aerial rides where your feet dangle

Staraj says,

1. coconut
2. polyester clothing
3. co-workers who need spine transplants
4. rap music (oxymoron)
5. heavy metal (or whatever it's called that sounds like white noise — LOUD white noise)
6. big city traffic congestion (and the concomitant big city traffic psychos)

accidentaltourist says,

1. sleeping in (emphasis on sleep...staying in bed is not the same thing)
2. beer/coffee/tea (never acquired a taste for these)
3. extreme heights (shudder)--the exception is flying, although I still get a bit squeamish
4. beets
5. being kept waiting, or having someone make me late
6. violence in any form

Dean6805 says,

Drunkenness
Bullying
Shyness
Being quick-tempered
Dependency
Closed-mindedness

jl333 says,

Alcohol
Most seafoods
Knitting
Going to bars/clubs
Closed-mindedness (I'm stealing that one from Dean because I like it...so kudos to Dean on that one)
Thief

Believe says,

JL, how dare you bash knitting!!! And does anyone else find it funny that JL stole Dean's answer and the put that 'thief' wasn't her? :)

jl333 says,

Not bashing knitting...just not my thing. I'll make you a deal...I'll learn how to knit, if you learn how to ride stand up jet skis

lillybrook says,

Many of these things are not "me" -- including smoking (anything), drunkenness, violence/bullying, scary movies... I may just be boring. What would I add?

1. Foul language (although a well placed, rare curse word is definitely me)
2. Mushrooms (allergic)
3-4. Rappelling or skydiving (don't like downs)
5. Promiscuity
6. Skipping dessert

canadafreeze says,

Turtleneck sweaters
Beer
Rap/hip hop
White noise of any kind
Violence (real or imagined, i.e.,movies)
Diesel engines

Bevvie says,

beer/hard liquor
smoking
drugs
camping
loud talking
guns

ba_miracle says,

Cooking
Possessiveness
Elitist
Demure
Televised sports watching
Closed-minded (yes I stole it too)

Wench says,

Slasher flicks
Drugs
Ghetto Philly white trash
Having a bajillion kids
Nail salons
Parties

Bevvie says,

Please let me add one more to my list: porn!

Believe says,

Nope. You only get six, Bevvie.

Announcement: fellow sixers, Bevvie is into porn.

marymc says,

Lying.
Stealing.
Cheating.
Cottage cheese.
Veal.
Idiocy.

Bevvie says,

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm not!

Believe says,

It wasn't on your list, Bevvie.

Bevvie says,

It wasn't on your list either!

Believe says,

There's good reason for that, Bevvie. I produced that porn you were in.

ShellDeFelice says,

Dog strollers (esp. in large dressing room when I need it for my bouncy child)
Muskrat love
Hell Fire and Damnation sermons.
liver
giving up
Nuclear Weapons.

BanjoDan says,

tuxedos
fraternities
in with the in crowd
wall street
crowds
luxury

ctgoods2 says,

Pabst
Schlitz
Hamm's
Old Style
Coors
Boone's Farm

treehugger says,

Drinking
Drugs
Meat
Religion
Impatience
Meanness

catsmeow says,

dieting
extreme sports
patience
sitting still
religion
cannibalism

sisterpoet says,

bullshit
closedmindedness
botox
plastic covered furniture
plastic body parts
tour buses

L2L3 says,

Being superficial
Eating dead baby animals
Tolerating assholes
Extreme right or left(this may be a duplicate entry)
Cocktail hour
Wonder bread

L2L3 says,

Being superficial
Eating dead baby animals
Tolerating assholes
Extreme right or left(this may be a duplicate entry)
Cocktail hour
Wonder bread

Mourningdove says,

Perfection
Crowds
Patience
Cliques
Animal cruelty
Deceit

MsKillie says,

Meat/animal cruelty/factory farms (it all goes hand in hand in my mind)
Country music
Horrible drivers/traffic
The color pink
Religious fanatics
Paying full price

Level1 says,

disinterested
competitive
egotistical
stilettos
wealthy
tan

Steve__Anthony says,

A ladies man.
A dip.
A bully.
A wingman.
A redneck.
A selfish person.

ba_miracle says,

wellllllll it seems we can rule out "Lady like" for "certain" people....hilarious :-o).

Now that I see the other lists of "nots", more "un-Miraculous" things come to mind.

"Humorless" is not an accusation anyone could direct at this crowd.

Sagacious says,

Simple
Heights
Into beach culture
Pro Aussie flag
Alcohol
Smoking

KharisJo says,

arrogance
bullying
eating meat
cruelty to animals, children and anyone
wearing dresses (except little black)
road rage

maryjane31 says,

Cruelty to animals or anyone for that matter.
Loudmouths
bars
poor drivers
Traveling by plane
vindictive people

oopsalittle says,

1. tripe - eating it or listening to it
2. big egos
3. lying/liars
4. rude, pushy people
5. days over 30 degrees Celsius (90F)
6. polka dot clothing - eewww

L2L3 says,

I didn't even know that they still made Schlitz beer.

ctgoods2 says,

me either - so whatever was in that garage was probably an antique.

Staraj says,

How can I get a copy of Bevvie's porn video?

Staraj says,

At least the trailer?

Staraj says,

Thumbnails?

Staraj says,

First draft of the script?