Put a little ass into it.
Backstory
So my family has this guilty pleasure. And it's inappropriate. Alert the authorities. But it is so fun.When we are on road trips we have this game. The gist of this game is to replace one word on road signs with the word "ass". Example: "CAUTION: ASS ICES BEFORE ROAD"
So the point of this memoir is to REPLACE one word of a PREVIOUSLY WRITTEN memoir with the word "ass".
(I admit, I've been doing this with memoirs for a couple of weeks now and it is hilarious.)
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Comments
NumbrOneAunt says,
my original memoir: "mystery" is the answer. write question. becomes: "ass" is the answer. write question.Believe says,
Childhood home. Mortality knocking. Everybody hide.Becomes:
Childhood home. Ass knocking. Everybody hide.
Bevvie says,
Ass you wanted but never received?Being nice gives me ass reflux.
Tickle my ass. I'll tickle yours.
That can of ass won't close
Taking the low road. Cheaper ass.
Ass talk is my second language.
Ass published. Good comments from editor.
KharisJo says,
Photo of ass in work folio.I hold your gaze. You ass.
Glimpsed ass, could not grasp it.
Remove mobile phone before washing ass.
Searched for perfection. Settled for ass.
Believe says,
Wouldn't trade my ass for his.catsmeow says,
Thus does ass lead to bliss.catsmeow says,
In lieu of you, extra ass.My new road game, now. Thanks!
TheUnknownComic says,
Tell us what's under your ass.DynamicDbytheC says,
So much fun,. Better than " in bed" with fortune cookie fortunes.My memoir today.ma cold took my body hostage,
An ass took my body hostage or a cold took my ass hostage.
DynamicDbytheC says,
Keep losing temper, keep finding it.Keep,losing ass, keep finding it.
Started 2013 with brisk half marathon.
Started 2013 with brisk half ass.
MsKillie says,
Hardworking men are the sexiest ass.Believe, I tried it in my head with a ton of my memoirs. It works with almost everyone and now I'm laughing my ass off :)
Wench says,
A microphone took my blues away. - A microphone took my ass away.So much for one calm morning. - So much for one calm ass.
Too funny.
Believe says,
You guys would be surprised at the hilarity of this when used on road signs.Redx3 says,
Left myself for the younger me.Left myself for the younger ass!
Dhani says,
(ASS-inine?)ctgoods2 says,
This is the most fun I've had in a week. Thanks Be!lillybrook says,
Original: Insomniac turned armchair philosopher this morning.Revised: Insomniac turned armchair ass this morning.
Not sure the meaning changed ;-)
lillybrook says,
Original: He smelled like gasoline or aftershave.Revised: He smelled like ass or aftershave.
This IS a guilty pleasure. I need to stop. Laughing too hard. Tears streaming down face. Ouch!
Believe says,
Lily....haha...you're hooked!ba_miracle says,
I didn't use anyone elses but I'm doing it for every memoir I read now.I enjoy the fortune cookie "In bed" game too.
Can’t “will” sobriety onto loved ones.
Can’t “will” ass onto loved ones. (darn it, I could really use some ;-)
Beware: coping mechanism out for repair.
Beware: ass mechanism out for repair.
Shadow loomed, bent, kissed my forehead :-).
Shadow loomed, bent, kissed my ass :-).
SETI, find someone that “gets me".
SETI, find someone that gets ass.
My guttural vocabulary lusts your literacy.
My guttural vocabulary lusts your ass
Love: when presence IS the gift.
Love: when ass IS the gift.
Silver tongue tasted like rusted irony.
Silver tongue tasted like rusted ass
Poisoned while licking wounds...building tolerance.
Poisoned while licking ass...building tolerance.
Eating my cake...enjoying it too.
Eating my ass...enjoying it too.
My Believe Hat! Don’t hate...appreciate:-)
My ass Hat! Don’t hate...appreciate:-)
Too much empathy makes me numb.
Too much ass makes me numb.
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“Circumstances still suck ass, attitude’s improving.”
“Karma's an ass licking forgetful bitch.”
jl333 says,
What's in your wallet?Replaced with word--what's in your ass?
accidentaltourist says,
I started with today's: Ass singing in eight part harmony.Always be grateful for found chocolate.
Always be grateful for found ass.
Played cards. Lost hand. Shouldn't gamble.
Played cards. Lost ass. Shouldn't gamble.
Closed heart will honor standing reservation.
Closed ass will honor standing reservation.
JAD says,
Walk my personal ass through house-daily. Downright embarrasing funny!Believe says,
See what I mean?!?!?Believe says,
I love windows, but not exposure.I love ass, but not exposure.
Bevvie says,
Ever regret revealing too much information?Ever regret revealing too much ass?