Six Word Memoirs on Life Stories

Staraj says,

"Sagacious, what's happening? God here. Dude, I was minding my business, creating another universe, when Staraj read your question. Of course, any mention of my name – even in a thought – gets back to me real fast. So, you're curious about my sucking 'so much'. C'mon man! What do you expect? I'm God. My sucking is eternal and infinite. The Big Bang? Yeah, that was me. I sucked your universe out of an AVERAGE size black hole. (Do you realize how hard even average black hole sucking is?) But hey, size isn't everything. Actually, it's nothing. Or at least, nothing to fret about. That fellow with the frizzy white hair, Einstein; he was right, you know. It's all relative. (BTW, you're all RELATIVES.) As Bugs Bunny likes to say, 'Unlax, Doc!' This incarnation stuff will be broken down and made plain and simple during the review with Petey. You dig? Okay, I gotta get back to omnipotent work. But I'll say it again: Yes, you're right. I SUCK. Big time. The biggest time. (Shucks, it ain't braggin' if it's true.) However, you suck, too. (How? Ever.) Now . . . take a deeeeep breath. See? That's life."

thesagittarian12 says,

Hi God.