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First-grader's computer "sloooow"; borrows brother's iPad.

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by accidentaltourist in Six Words Questions on Jul 09, 2012 | add favorite | T-shirt

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marymc says,

Remote batteries fail. Gotta get up.

ba_miracle says,

Storm knocks out power ...no A/C
...no internet
...no electricity


Accessible potable water makes me lazy.

My lawn is growing crazy wild.

"Civilized" people disregard culture, substituting snobbery. (although certain early tribes may have felt the same way)

canadafreeze says,

Power out. Must open garage manually.

marymc says,

My hot tub's Ph-balance is whack!

marymc says,

Siri didn't know the answer! WTF?!?!

marymc says,

Panini maker is busted. Now what?

Believe says,

Vacationing. Forced to watch live T.V.

accidentaltourist says,

Yes! Thank you all for playing along. :)

Wench says,

In bed. Coffee won't make itself.

marymc says,

Crap. The maid called in sick.

KharisJo says,

Using eyelash curlers, broke acrylic nails.
Gucci or Prada, just can't decide.
Need botox with my breast augmentation.
Drat, Jag's parked behind the Mercedes.

TheProsperousArtist says,

Awesome question. Awesomer answers.

Wench, sure it will - just set the timer the night before. :-)

TheProsperousArtist says,

Damn calls interrupt using iPhone apps.
Can't check email while I'm driving.
Driving convertible messes up my hair.
BBT on daily. Can't keep up.
Some things are not on Google.
The internet sometimes gets things wrong.
It's possible to be TOO reachable.
Sushi delivery takes 45 minutes. Oy!
Ugh ... the hourglass is spinning again.
$4 a gallon. Can't leave house.
I can't stop writing six-word memoirs.
Electricity keeps me up past bedtime.

JAD says,

Laptop down! How do I survive?

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