Sawyer was in 4th grade. It's just before Mother's Day and all us mommies were invited to a special poetry reading. His poem started off with "I love you more than you love scotch and eating cookie dough out of the tube while watching the E! channel."
My three year old informed the Home Depot associate that her baby brother was "still on the boob." Her daddy needs to be a bit more careful of the word choices he uses around her.
It was my son's 5th birthday, I had decided to bake a cake. Putting my so-called icing on the cake, he walked in and said "mama why are you putting soap on my cake" No one else heard him, but very embarrasing to me.
My first son was still small enough to ride in the grocery cart seat, but old enough to announce "Mommy! Look! It gets big when I do this...!"
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marymc says,
Sawyer was in 4th grade. It's just before Mother's Day and all us mommies were invited to a special poetry reading. His poem started off with "I love you more than you love scotch and eating cookie dough out of the tube while watching the E! channel."Steve__Anthony says,
The only time I saw my father hit my mother.Loon says,
Mary, that is priceless!Loon says,
Mary, that is priceless!LeeLee485 says,
My three year old informed the Home Depot associate that her baby brother was "still on the boob." Her daddy needs to be a bit more careful of the word choices he uses around her.JAD says,
It was my son's 5th birthday, I had decided to bake a cake. Putting my so-called icing on the cake, he walked in and said "mama why are you putting soap on my cake" No one else heard him, but very embarrasing to me.JAD says,
By the way,still not a baker.MrsPremise says,
My first son was still small enough to ride in the grocery cart seat, but old enough to announce "Mommy! Look! It gets big when I do this...!"