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When the Obama Administration and their "crucify them" thugs in the EPA talk about the number of Green Jobs in the economy, know that the statistics are deceptive and include:
- Oil Company Lobbyists (if they work to get alternative fuel subsidies from the government)
- Employees at the Salvation Army (recycled goods doncha know)
- Bicycle shop salespeople (alternative transportation!)
- School Bus Drivers (all of them)
- Garbage Men (some trash gets recycled)

Don't believe me: Here are two website on exact opposite ends of the political spectrum that are reporting this:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/07/1098309/-Green-Jobs-Gubmint-accounting-can-t-we-do-better

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/06/07/the_regime_s_lies_on_green_jobs