What's Your Next-Door Neighbor Story?

Submissions 1 - 10

The husband left his wife, 2 year old son and 3 month old daughter, suddenly, in the middle of the night. Poof, he is just gone. Wife has to find a job, doesn't speak English very well, is struggling to pay mortgage that is in her sister's name. She puts the house on the market, asking more than the market value is at this time, trying to cover loans made to furnish home and deadbeat husband with a nice lexus.

She has nobody here to watch her children, she sends them to mexico to live with her parents so she … Read more

There are vodka bottles hidden under the bushes. Under ALL of the bushes. There's a gallon jug of vodka under every single shrub on the property.

I figure, it's deer-deterrent. I mean, when I caught him pissing on the fence, he said it was deer-deterrent. And when there was a strange smell coming from the back lot, it was deer-deterrent. And when there were suddenly little bits of tinfoil on sticks for as far as the eye could see, it was deer deterrent.

I went around back; I really wanted to know how this one worked.

"Hey, John! How's the … Read more

It was one of those sweltering summer nights, windows flung open and the curtains barely touched by a breeze. The homes on the street of our little town are close so you can hardly "not know" your neighbors and sometimes you get to know them more than you would have ever imagined. Pixie, Ed and their children lived across the street from us, maybe a kid's stone throw away. There were lots of good times as our kids gathered in the different yards every summer day and played into the evening until the fire flies were … Read more

I grew up in Maryland. Let’s say 1990. A cute Pakistani guy and his New Yorker wife lived across the street. T came to America in his 20s with nothing, but got a job pumping gas. When the station owner died, T was surprised to find that he had inherited the whole shebang.
T’s basement had a dance floor with flashing lights and a disco ball, and he liked to dance to New Edition while light hit him in the face and he snapped his fingers. He and his wife were younger and hipper than my parents, so it … Read more

I was two, my mother tells me, when she got a chain lock on her front door because of our next door neighbor. Or rather, because of our next door neighbor's mistake. My mother saw the vaccuum cleaner salesman making his way down our quiet suburban street, and knew in advance she wouldn't let him in, not because she didn't need a vaccuum cleaner, but because door-to-door salesmen were creepy.

Our next door neighbor Mrs. Whitman--friendly, confident, jewish--did not feel the same way. She opened her front door and stood in the foyer and politely listened to the salesman's shpiel … Read more

I was 6. An old man lived next door. He had an isolated backyard filled with plants and ivy; I always played there.

It was my birthday, my seventh. He gave me a present wrapped in star covered paper. There was a bear inside. I hugged it, and wasps flew out and stung me.


I was 6. An old man lived next door. He had an isolated backyard filled with plants and ivy; I always played there. I shudder when I think about it now.

It was my birthday, my seventh. He gave me a present wrapped in star covered paper. I ran home to show it to mommy. I tore open the papr, and there was a bear inside. I hugged it, and wasps flew out and stung me.

The fucked up people aren't always the ones in alleyways, drunk, asking for coins. Sometimes, they're the ones in the nice brick house next door, with … Read more

Remember when you were a kid and there was a house in your neighborhood that you avoided at all cost? It was the creepy house that never had porch lights for trick or treaters. It was the dark abyss that swallowed the baseballs that were accidentally hit in its direction. In my neighborhood, it was the house where the witch lived -- and it was right next door. We KNEW that the woman who lived there was a witch. Occasionally we'd see her face peering out behind old lace curtains, but we'd run away screaming … Read more

From the kitchen window I hear voices coming from the neighbors’ back yard. Through the gaps in the fence I see two men, heads bent, looking down at a huge snapping turtle moving through the grass. It hunkers down when the older man bends over and begins to wack its head with a small hammer. Wack. Wack, wack, wack– now the sickening sound of metal hitting turtle shell. The turtle must weigh over 50 pounds– I’ve never seen such a monster. I’ve got to DO SOMETHING– but what?
Two … Read more

Last year when a family moved in next door, I wanted to give them a welcoming gift, sort of a house warming present. So I went out and bought a bread basket and went to my favorite bakery and got a French baguette. With a feeling of brotherly love and in anticipation of meeting my new neighbors, I rushed over to meet the new people on the block. I rang the bell and a young boy about the age of 10 answered the door.
''Hi, I am your new neighbor''. No answer.
''Are your parents home?''
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Have a Next-Door Neighbor Story?

As part of our new webcomic, Next-Door Neighbor, we thought it appropriate to have a little contest. Tell us your best true next-door neighbor story, and the winning tale will be matched with an artist and transformed into a webcomic and included as the final installment of Next-Door Neighbor.

About Next-Door Neighbor


No matter how close or how far, we all live next to someone, and we all have a Next-Door Neighbor story. With that in mind, editor Dean Haspiel asked some of his favorite storytellers and cartoonists to create their favorite NDN stories so we could share them with you.

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