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I am a giant. All eyes watch me as I trample my way across the school yard. I am three times the size of every other human specimen at the school, I am sure of it. I think I must belong in the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest, fattest, most gigantic sixth grader to ever walk the planet.

I wonder what might be wrong with me. How did I end up in this position? What possessed me to change schools? I know the answer. Escape.

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