Out driving today I met the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen and a dog whisperer who made me cry. This dog, he was the product of some back alley bad gene pool with a DNA strand longer than the Riemann hypothesis. He was a mashed-face, half-tailed bundle of too-many-daddy parts about five inches high and twelve inches long with ears the size and shape of two hand-held fishing nets. Seriously, if you lost cable in my neighborhood this afternoon, this dog probably walked by your house and interfered with your signal.
It was raining, and there was Read more