He who laughs last...

I told my ex that I was getting married the same day her new boyfriend dumped her.

I told my ex that I was getting married the same day her new boyfriend dumped her.

It wasn't the guy that she was sleeping with while we were together that caused me to move out.

But it was a guy she started sleeping with soon after I moved out for "six months so we could each have time alone to figure out what it was we wanted."

She cried.

I acted as if I felt bad.

I only laughed after I left her office.