Wrong time, wrong everything
I love sports. He prefers grooming himself.
I play sports in the snow, in the mud, in the rain. He's concerned the SPF would hurt his eyes.
I love beer. He hates it when I belch.
I cannot stop swearing like a sailor. He thinks he's a saint.
I like a quiet afternoon with my favorite book. He thinks HE is my favorite book.
I am willing to drive five hours across two states to see my team play. He thinks I am wasting my weekend away.
I love my friends. He forces me to choose him over them.
I love to travel. He thinks his hometown is the only place he needs to be at.
I need my independence. He needs me to be dependent on him.
I am not willing to settle down. Yet. He has already bought a ring.