Too Bad

So long sucker, enjoy your crummy life.

Too bad I live a better life. You live in a shack in the bad part of town. I'm living the high life in the city. You're dating a cheap chick you picked up at the bar, and I've got my new handsome hubby at my every beck and call. You shouldn't have left me. You shouldn't have told me you didn't want me anymore. I was the best thing that you'll never have again. So long sucker, enjoy your crummy life.