If you did it . . .

I totally did not take the dog and move 500 miles away. I mean I would never do that . . . If I did take her though, that’s how I would have done it.

My ex-boyfriend and I had a dog together. I mean it was his; he had it for about 5 years before I came into the picture. When we broke up because he was not the monogamous type; I definitely did not take the key I still had to his house and I totally did not take the dog and move 500 miles away. I mean I would never do that. It also looked like the dog ran away. I mean the gate was open. So you must have left the dog outside and the gate swung open. Cause I never took her. If I did take her though, that’s how I would have done it.