â€˜Sureâ€™ I said, â€˜just gotta go to the bankâ€“be right back.â€™ I never went back.I worked for an evil advertising agency. My last day there, I tied up all loose ends, left copious notes for the replacement that I trained, did my exit interview, turned in my badge and gun. Still, my asshole boss wanted a â€œcomplete debriefingâ€ on all projects. â€˜Sureâ€™ I said, â€˜just gotta go to the bankâ€“be right back.â€™ I never went back. My ex-cubicle mates said that Bossman checked to see if I came back about twenty times that day. If only I could watch the increasing realization on his faceâ€“that I was gone forever!