I have big, huge, enormous, earth-shattering memoir news!! A new gigantic, shocking, mind-blowing memoir will be published by William Morrow on September 12!! “Written by whom?” you ask. “About what?” you wonder. Who knows!! It’s all too internationally significant to discuss!!!

Galleycat has a few more details. (Thanks Galleycat!)

Beyond those, I guess we’ll have to hold our collective breath and wait it out ’til the massive, monumental, epic, titanic, Herculean, Brobdingnagian day…

-Rachel