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6 Responses

  1. Al

    I was disappointed that after the terrific build up, we never got to actually see the tremendous, eponymous crack. Are you holding back on us, your devoted readers and fans? Do you fear we can’t handle it? Show me the crack!

  2. Margot

    i remember this guy and this whole incident well, laughing at your wobbly round dining room/kitchen table, over red wine and ceasar salad, dubbing him “dr. buttcrack.”

    i’m sitting here at work, reading this, trying not to guffaw out loud…

  3. robin

    riveting…i was on the edge of my seat!!!

  4. SassyJ

    Hmmm you are too kind to leave out the HemRoyhoid part. And for all you fans who have not met the fantastic artiste in person–she has a gorgeous smile–false teeth or no.

  5. daubach

    it could be worse. you could’ve stayed with the butt crack.

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