About yvonne
My favorite story of all time is:
National Geographic's 'Gone With The Water' By Joel K. Bourne, Jr., October 2004
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the first chance i get.
In bed I like to read:
numbers; 10,9,8,7,6,5,4....
Right now, I'm reading:
the letter about my current discount from homeowner's insurance They need proof that I have a burglar alarm, or else....
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
pinpointing a niche.
My Stories
- Colic pains everyone in the house.
- Independence blossoming: boy toddler urinates outside.
- Tooth fairy fired for no show.
- I saw you in my dream.
- Nagging caller said "I'm his girlfriend".
- Drugs, alcohol, denial, created habitual cheater.
- Bean remix: refried, authentic and new.
- Cajun made simple: cayenne, cayenne, cayenne
- We southerners spit watermelon seeds. Pfffft!
- Spoke to the eggs. They scrambled.
- Not counting crows. Counting shrimp heads.
- 'Blackened Bread' recipe. Press 3, scrape.
- Who thinks of redneck seafood snapshots?
- WOK this way, Wok this Way!
- Best candy in world--Creole Pralines.
- Watch out Beth. Marcus is coming!
- Sticks and stones...but words hurt.
- "See garbage truck? Bottle go bye-bye"
- Said "I do" when I didn't.
- 'Spring Fling': organic peach meets strawberry
- hearth attacks: wood burning airborne particles.
- Mama raised fools. Daddy set bar.
- Got rGBH Milk? Really,You Sure?
- Made shrimp fettuccine. Everyone loved it.
- Solar lights shed light on notes.
- Rode Harleys on female dog seat.
- great aunt 101 years, couldn't write.
- A good friend wins first place.
- Modern builders throwing glass houses Rock!
- She is having fun exploring niche.
- I've had my strings yanked on.
- Fell in cuckoo's nest. Flew out.
- Counted my blessings.Tossed wish list.
- Car window bashed. Purse gone. Stupidness.
- Weathered hurricanes, fire, wreck--shatter resistant.
- Hired handyman. He brought his wife.
- Save your colon. Eat more spinach.
- immigrants; see truckloads of them everywhere
- Come on...refried, authentic and new?
- Where would we shop without wal-mart?
- No more dirty laundry--DISPOSABLE CLOTHES!
- Patron said,"nick it in butt"
- Shot at snake fighting dog. Headless.
- Family reunions means lots of white-hairs!
- I did inhale but I forgot.
- Grow your own stash (of beans).
- Mom's reality is changed at seventy-six.
- Bay leaves in cabinet killed pests.
- Thou shall not covet neighbor's donkey.
- A melted iceberg has no advocate.
- I struggled through a stress test.
- I think about our presidential election.
- Competed in 'Miss Teenie Weenie Bikini'.
- My half-brother was found alone, dead.
- Dad is an athiest, please pray.
- Hot, authentic, red; brother's ebay purchase
- Make love not war against turbins.
More SMITH Story Projects
What can you say about love and heartbreak in six words?
Everyone has a story. Can you tell yours in six words? Submit yours to be considered for SMITH's next six-word memoir book. The first book, Not Quite What I Was Planning, is out now.