Member since August, 2011
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Yes you can. Yes you will.
- Yes you can. Yes you will.
- I gave up television for this?
- Pure maple syrup from our trees.
- More take out, more make out.
- Go my own way without guilt.
- His favorite daughter is my wife.
- "Mom, I'm a lesbian." (Maternal combustion).
- I'm at work. All alone. Perfect.
- Thirty days of...could change my life.
- Meet me at the Drake, Rm316.
- Grew boobs. The world was mine.
- My hummus tastes like garlic frosting.
- Sometimes the picture is behind you.
- Blowing this popstand for cookie dough.
- I'm not selfish, just personally responsible.