wackjob
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
the autobiography of watchdoggie X
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
,and on, the toilet
In bed I like to read:
for about 2 minutes
My favorite story of all time is:
a rose for emily
Right now, I'm reading:
OED
Latest Memoir (of 1865):
Can't wait to visit dead friends.
- Can't wait to visit dead friends.
- I defeat chlorine in most pools.
- Don't celebrate. Even old Wackjob graduated.
- Gummo lives! Ohio's contribution to Americana.
- Dieting. Craving a greasy fucking pizza.
- Love salt. I salt my pickles.
- Attending human race for the crashes.
- Misplaced Bible? Just follow Golden Rule.
- Just said no thanks to sobriety.
- Feeling like a bird cage newspaper.
- Mom filled my sandbox with quicksand.
- Tackle your children. Savor every heartbeat.
- Boston's bloody marathon is finally booked.
- Was reincarnated as a vagina whisperer.
- My favorite nun was Sister Spank-Me.
