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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
the autobiography of watchdoggie X
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
,and on, the toilet
In bed I like to read:
for about 2 minutes
My favorite story of all time is:
a rose for emily
Right now, I'm reading:
OED
Latest Memoir:
Mom was compassionate, loved even Wackjob.
- Mom was compassionate, loved even Wackjob.
- Vodka and Maalox: the Oxymoron Martini.
- My mind's festooned with thought baloons.
- Friday cometh. Pizza, beer, old-folk farts.
- Even I don't pee in bath.
- What if we're wrong? Then what?
- Save money: wife ain't your mother.
- Already gearing up for Mother's Day.
- Bullshit! Saw nonagenarian scarfing Trix. Mythbusters!
- Invented cocktail! Gin, Horseradish, Bourbon: GHB.
- Penile plastic surgery: turkey baster look-alike.
- I am Botticelli's time machine muse.
- Semicolons usually abused; however, this aint.
- We all lie. Some are craftier.
- Big Mac, no cheese, extra sauce.
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