
wackjob
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
the autobiography of watchdoggie X
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
,and on, the toilet
In bed I like to read:
for about 2 minutes
My favorite story of all time is:
a rose for emily
Right now, I'm reading:
OED
Latest Memoir (of 1856):
Feeling like a bird cage newspaper.
- Feeling like a bird cage newspaper.
- Mom filled my sandbox with quicksand.
- Tackle your children. Savor every heartbeat.
- Boston's bloody marathon is finally booked.
- Was reincarnated as a vagina whisperer.
- My favorite nun was Sister Spank-Me.
- Dear Wackjob: Where have you been?
- Peanut M&M's or crack. Tough choice.
- I am my bitch's lackey bitch.
- Victoria knows my mailman's intimate secrets.
- I will fill your couch dent.
- Loved the lies learned in school.
- Only six more feet to go.
- Standardized tests. Testes. Same damn thing.
- Today even shitheads get plastic trophies.






