
suburbiatch
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Latest Memoir (of 21):
Prefer mom's genes to mom jeans.
- Prefer mom's genes to mom jeans.
- Loehmann's communal dressing room--enough said.
- Fresh Beat Band is getting stale.
- Gefilte fish. Gelt wish. Yentas dish.
- Chocolate babka--my new best friend.
- "Ma'am," I am. Will miss, "Miss.".
- Arcade Fire. Madison Square Garden. Mesmerizing.
- Husband liberal but intolerant of lactose.
- Six words difficult. "Pithing" me off.
- Secretly ate kids' candy. Blamed dad.
- Still love BOOKS--guess I'm old.
- People suck. Holden Caulfield was right.
- Catcalls won't make me want you.
- Cooked gourmet--kids wanted chicken nuggets.
- My children: love and hate personified.






