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What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
Bring an extra flux-capacitor
The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
Sky pilot
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Library, cereal boxes, highway signs.
Right now, I'm reading:
Plumbing, Ultimate Guide
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
the 60's, beach combing, old machines, shipwrecks, pirates, puppies
In bed I like to read:
Minds
My favorite story of all time is:
Watership Down, Moby Dick, Two Years Before The Mast
Latest Memoir:
My mother was a hot pistol.
- My mother was a hot pistol.
- Put on Ma's glasses, started worrying.
- Your Honor, the defense now rests.
- Lowest common denominator, civilzations equalization barometer.
- Tinfoiling my own excape from x-rays.
- Set course, watched signs, awaiting results.
- She was fun, like duck's kissing.
- Solar vibrations thanks to rechargeable batteries.
- Inner child suing for punitive damages.
- Life's a drag, my feet hurt!
- What good is hazing without casualties?
- Teaching my pet snake to hiss.
- Evoked the elements to alloy nature.
- Muffet's tuffet not subject for dessert.
- Thinks she's a goodie Choo shoes.
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