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I'll tell you when you're 21.
- I'll tell you when you're 21.
- Big black mane and invisible plane.
- Why do I have to ask?
- Sticky heat makes love somewhat neat.
- Grin, sigh, cry. Repeat. Edit. yay.
- Hungry for authentic mushroom mouse mothers.
- Myspace blew up in my face.
- Food's only use is mashing misery.
- I will eat when he returns.
- Post meridiem triple venti soy latte.
- The library is closed. Good luck.
- My secret diary tells your story.
- Remember, pretty is as pretty does.
- She preferred romance. He preferred Vyvanse.
- Got punked when dating a drunk.