About route666
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
An undiscovered snuff film co-directed by Frank Capra and Alfred Hitchcock.
My Stories
- Squid sushi? Food shouldn't have suctioncups!
- Ate bodyweight in double stuff oreos
- Ate bodyweight in double stuff oreos
- Understand why chefs wear chainmail gloves.
- Watching Tokyo Supertyphoon from window, anticlimatic.
- Divorce equals long term stress relief.
- Sex pistol vs. stainless steel vagina.
- Decisions: another morphine suppository or insomnia?
- Uggh! Nothing else to eat, Tofu.
- Her mind: small, dark, sick.
- Craigslist: digital succubi and virtual nymphos
- She's too stupid to be EVIL.
- Daddy, mommy hit me here again.
- Didn't you know about my fiancé?
- "I help Daddy find new job."
- Listening to my iPod Inappropriate Touch
- Sanity is optional. Self-defense mandatory.
- My son is my best work.
- The irresistible force of downward spirals.
- My 5-year-old; "Daddy please get job!"
- looking: Tokyo food banks, homeless shelters
- Warm sushi roll with mayo: BAD!
- My trophy wife was honorable mention.
- Your ADHD is not my problem.
- The Anti Chrysler has no brakes.
- Don't marry a marginally functional autistic
