route666
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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
An undiscovered snuff film co-directed by Frank Capra and Alfred Hitchcock.
Latest Memoir (of 30):
Christmas Wish: I get sole custody.
- Christmas Wish: I get sole custody.
- She cares what peoplethink, not people.
- Unemployment is preferable to this job.
- Squid sushi? Food shouldn't have suctioncups!
- Ate bodyweight in double stuff oreos.
- Ate bodyweight in double stuff oreos.
- Understand why chefs wear chainmail gloves.
- Watching Tokyo Supertyphoon from window, anticlimatic.
- Divorce equals long term stress relief.
- Sex pistol vs. stainless steel vagina.
- Decisions: another morphine suppository or insomnia?
- Uggh! Nothing else to eat, Tofu.
- Her mind: small, dark, sick.
- Craigslist: digital succubi and virtual nymphos.
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