Member since April, 2012
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The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
Iggy Pop, The Passenger
If I could have one person read my writing on SMITH it would be?
What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
The urge to wank never leaves.
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
My last ten girlfriends.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
McSweeney's, Granta, Zyzzyva
In bed I like to read:
My favorite story of all time is:
Denis Johnson, Emergency
Right now, I'm reading:
Martin Amis, Money
Latest Memoir (of 32):
Kids today, they just wanna dance.
- Kids today, they just wanna dance.
- My advice? Dream small, suffer quietly.
- How do you think I'm doing?
- She cried all the time now.
- What do you mean party's over?
- They were never really watching you.
- She said to keep it tender.
- Fuck the Chicago School of Economics.
- She's talking to the plant again.
- I'll arrive with a marching band.
- All she wanted was a crepe.
- How much did you take, son?
- Spoiler alert: This will end badly.
- I'm having a bad hair life.
- We should probably get you fixed.