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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
being unfiltered
Right now, I'm reading:
ten books at once
Latest Memoir:
My errors gave birth to wisdom.
- My errors gave birth to wisdom.
- Beat my cardiologist in Operation game.
- Long live scatological Six Words. Shit!
- We gladly swim with hotel bedbugs.
- "Jeopardy" like Chinese to stupid people.
- Love that square root of thirty-six.
- Bought lightning rod for my church.
- If the entire world played baseball---.
- Walked into porn store. Polevaulted out.
- Stigmata no gotta. Saint I ain't.
- Fresh rabbit. Told relatives 'twas chicken.
- Shirts-off in March is the tits.
- Old Age means praying for flatulence.
- Wife's loins unaffected by global warming.
- I inhaled lust and exhaled love.
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