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Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Web Del Sol, New Haven Review, Word Riot, Exquisite Corpse,
Parting Gifts, Short Story Online, Connecticut Review & dozens more.
In bed I like to read:
True
My favorite story of all time is:
My Father Sits In The Dark
Right now, I'm reading:
Alice Munroe, Binnie Kirschenbaum
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Passing gas
Latest Memoir:
Cuts sandwich with knife and fork.
- Cuts sandwich with knife and fork.
- Pizza is now a food group.
- This hurts me more than you.
- Sammies Roumanian for real Jewish food.
- Rabbi didn't carry you nine months.
- Barmitzvahs shouldn't cost more than college.
- Real bagels don't have jalapeno peppers.
- Shrimp's not traif--everyone eats it.
- Reformed can eat shrimp--It says.
- Tatto- Oy! Thank God Grandmas Gone.
- Sammy's Romanian-Carnegie Deli-Another stent.
- Chanukah Bush-After Rockefeller Center does.
- Chanukah bush-when Rockefeller has one.
- Retail? You call yourself a Jew?
- Treif is a state of mind.
