About oneHOTblonde
spending money like i've got it. hey, thats six words right there and i wasn't even trying!
the buttons on the remote - i fall asleep watching tv/movies usually.
the story of my own life of course. modesty is not my strong point but narcicism certainly is.
the classic short story book Jenny and the Jaws of Life by Jincy Willett. it's amazing and now even comes with a foreword by David Sedaris who also happens to be a fave of mine.
POSTSECRET!!! and physchology today magazine
My Stories
- Sunny day, chasin the clouds away!
- winter+beer = double chins, muffin tops.
- in my car is karaoke bliss
- tomorrow dawns as if stealing yesterday
- bipolar and soooo sick of cycling
- my major flaw will never disappear
- i struggle accepting who i am
- replaced food with pills and alcohol
- ahhh, see! You DO like me!
- why do i always do this?!
- drunk bitches are always so pathetic.
- so when will i wake up?
- i am almost always right. really.
- desires are just beyond my grasp.
- Oh, for the love of god!
- know i should disappear but can't.
- when dreaming, you still love me.
- like my dreams better than reality.
- why do i always feel sad?
- just as judgemental as i seem.
- road less travelled; stuck in traffic.
- making new friends is the best!
- damn. really need to get laid.
- still hopefully checking his facebook page
- off the wagon feels so good.
- unable to think of anything else
- spending money like i've got it
- if i'm offensive, thats your problem.
- love?! all i need? my cat.
- being predictably spontaneous is my forte.
- scamming drinks, making secrets, breaking hearts.
- coffee and candy, can't get enough!
- i hitch-hike; refuse to fear humanity.
- high expectations made me a waste
- sometimes i want to go back
- happy to be like my mom
- i loved me when he did
- hate my boss, such an asshole.
- on my own and screwing up.


