Member since August, 2008
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- Treat each day as a gift.
- Focus on what I can control.
- Pauper's wallet, but philanthropist at heart.
- I hit send/receive all day long.
- Daughter 10. Still have pee stick.
- Heard my parents having sex..........Ewwwwwwww!
- Man's Best Friend ate my stir-fry!
- Some people can't count to six.
- You can't make me do it.
- Ha! They said it wouldn't last!
- Lost dental insurance...inspired to floss.
- Why can't vegetables taste like cheeseburgers?
- Fat pants far outnumber skinny pants.
- They're coming to take me away.