
natejmt
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Latest Memoir (of 54):
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
- Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
- Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
- Don't fight God. He's too big.
- We're not mistakes, we're simply mistaken.
- Highschool drama is for highschool. BITCH.
- Highschool drama is for highschool. BITCH.
- TRI-als and TRI-bulations overcome by TRI-nity.
- TRI-als and TRI-bulations overcome by TRI-nity.
- The ONE. Totally cliche. Totally true.
- Why are the best ones celibate?
- Be honest with yourself. Dump him.
- Cant describe death in six words.
- Don't fight God. He's too big.
- Stayed patient. Got what I wanted.
- Get dumped. get drunk. get happy.






