Latest Memoir:
HR policy: two weeks plus Playa.
- HR policy: two weeks plus Playa.
- Teams that Burn together, learn together.
- Rock critic, PR chick. Always broke.
- Stored maternity clothes. Didn't fold them.
- Wish I knew more dirty jokes.
- Sudden downpour. Fashionista in galloshes, vindicated!
- Red hunters cap, ear flaps down.
- Blocked my own mother on Facebook.
- Monogamists meet at sex party, marry.
- Traded my keyboard for a pincushion.
- The Donut-Cheeseburger Moment






